What To Name The Refrigerator...

As the dishwasher was being unloaded, and the spaghetti and meatball dinner packed away in it's proper Pyrex containers, discussion of the refrigerator came up.
It went something like this:
Mother : My, I love our refrigerator. It's much better than the old one.
Bethany : Well, shall we name it?
M : What shall we name it? How about Reginald?
B : Why not Deaf Ted, or Danoota?"
M : What is that?
END.
(Playwright I'm not.)
This, then, is the explanation of what exactly Deaf Ted, or Danoota might be. I've been itching to get this video on here, and now is the perfect opportunity.

I believe we have settled on Chester for the time being.