Another Day Older And Deeper In Debt...

Times are hard, so people will do ANYTHING to get a few bucks... like selling their soul!
Now, I knew a feller from La Porte, Indiana, and this listing reminds me a lot of him, that little rascal (except he knows how to spell recession... did you see the seller's username?). Which leads me to ask the question... is it something in the water?

Here, enjoy the inspiration for the title of this blog...