Paul Is Undead...

We all know about the whole "Paul is dead" hoax, but here's an angle I never even considered... is Paul undead?
According to a new article, he is! (Or he's going to be, anyway.) John and George, too!
How is this possible?
Remember Pride and Prejudice and Zombies? Same thing!
This is gunna be a riot! It might not have a page on Amazon yet, but I'll be pre-ordering it when they do.
Oh, and in case you needed to be reminded, Paul isn't dead.

In slightly related news, I woke up humming this...

...and will most likely continue to do so for the next week or two!