Nancy Pelosi. I mean, what's SHE about? Although, while looking on Google Image Search, I found a family portrait...

How about VerMints (not in any way related to VerminMints Bears).

They're from Vermont, right? Then why aren't they maple flavored?
And speaking of weird flavorings, take a look at this Bar B Chew bone... isn't there something weird about it?
And the final thought for today... this is for the annoying kid at Hastings that wouldn't stop playing the keyboard.
See what happens when you aren't a good little boy? Pluto will chase you all around until he catches you, and then he'll take you to his lair, gobble you up a Timmy sandwich, and all that will be left is your Spiderman t-shirt and your left shoe!