Kids are coming to your door to ask for candy that you spent your hard-earned money on, yet their parents won't let them eat (my dad always made us wait so long, Tom Turkey was making an eleventh hour appeal to PETA)...
...time to scare the living bejeebers out of people...
(Don't you just LOVE a good, hearty laugh at someone else?)
...and time to MONSTER MASH!
Now, if you've decided to do what I do on Halloween (turn all the lights off, lock the dogs in the house, and wait for the small children to go to bed), kick back with that candy (what, the kids don't need it!), and enjoy a slide show!