Well, it's my blog, and I'm doing it regardless.
Nine years ago today, one of the biggest blessings in my life violently scratched and clawed her way up my arm, and into my jaded little heart. About the size of a hotdog, and weighing a little over four pounds, her already broad stubborn will and mine immediately blended perfectly; we are still symbiotic as all sixteen pounds of her snores in my lap right now. My Lilly and I have been practically inseparable these nine years. It has been one of the greatest privileges in my young life to share our lives together; now, some folks might say "dude, it's just a dog", but those people probably don't know Lilly. She may not be a special needs baby, but she's my baby (though she also answers to Smush-Smush/Smushie/Smushie-Face/Smushie-Bear, Baby, Baboo, and You Little Munchkie) . When I say I have three best friends, she is counted. The apple of my eye, and one of the greatest joys of my first twenty years, my little girl -- the wild heathen she was when I first saw her -- has been more than I bargained for back in 2003, but in the best possible way.
And, yesterday, it was twelve years since another of my greatest joys, Lavern, magically appeared in our lives. Virnie may have already crossed the Rainbow Bridge, but I always specifically think of my babies on these final two days of August.
My beautiful girls.
We now bring you back to regularly scheduled programming.
*I love to keep track of how folks find my blog. I can't help it; if people stop searching for awesome things, then maybe I'll stop checking my statistics quite so often. I always screencap my favorites, but for the sake of saving space, here is a condensed list of my recent favorites, coupled with where I think they were directed:
punks holding koalas
images of cantankerous people
skinny girl great ass
the nutter in the dressing gown
The last entry was quite puzzling to me; so much so, I Googled it. All that came up was a blog -- all four posts of it -- called Dressing Gown Diaries. Considering it hasn't been updated since December 2008, I don't suppose that person was searching for it; I would, however, love to know what they were looking for.
Either way, I'm still wearing my dressing gown -- right now, as a matter of fact.
Speaking of blogs and things, I'm guessing that you have seen the changes I made to the page a while ago. Hopefully, it's easier to read than before, and fills your screen a little better. Also, for those of you who would like to sign up for an email alert every time I publish new material, scroll down the page to my subscription box (cleverly titled "Is It A Subscription Box, Or Something More Sinister? (It's A Subscription Box. Maybe.)"), put in your email, and my posts can start harassing your inbox. At least, that's what Blogger said it would do, but maybe they've read my blog and simply view it's entire existence as Internet harassment.
*I'm assuming this was the first week of college/whatever classes for most people, right? How was it? Mine was hilarious.
Would you like to hear about it?
Too bad.
Reginald Kitty is not amused.
My major is somewhat specific, especially at this upper stage, so most of the people have been around since I started, with very minor additions. Now, picture, if you will, that I am sitting in a totally deserted classroom for so long, that I've had time to get up, double check that I was in the right room, and read the entire first chapter of the textbook. I'm already on edge about whether I'm even in the right place, when hoards of people suddenly pour into the tiny room. Since they were familiar faces, I knew I was just several decades earlier than the rest of them. So, there I am, continuing my business, when someone calls me by name. My internal groan machine pegged on "MAXIMUM CAPACITY, JUST SHOOT ME", I turn around to see a face I knew was there last semester, but who's name I neither knew, or had probably even heard before. I hadn't even given her an internal monicker, as I had for "The Talker", "Left-Lady" (who, ironically, chose to sit in the exact same place as she had last semester; I guess I didn't scare her nearly as much as I thought I did), "Frank", "Alfred", "The Goof-Ass" and "The Married People", just to name a few. I suppose she's a nice enough girl, I just don't know her name. Whoever she is, she knows my name, and I think it's a little creepy. Does this mean she needs a monicker? I actually don't know at this point.
Of the new folk I saw this week, there is a little clique -- yes, a good ol' fashioned clique -- of freshly graduated high schoolers who, lyke-zoh-emm-gee-all-graduated-lyke-tahgether. For now, their collective monicker is "The Highschoolers", just because I'm that original. I had to give them a monicker the first night just because of their obnoxious behavior. I mean, I know that not everyone will sit quietly to themselves with their bottlecap glasses slipping down their nose as they review material until the class actually begins -- I know, 'cause I get weird looks for doing it (I have excellent peripheral vision, you in-class losers!) -- but there is no need to come in and give us your damn biography in an abomination of American English Slang. Yes, even their slang was an abomination, purely because I had no idea what they were talking about. I felt like I was back on the monorail at Disneyland (our carriage was filled with stereotypical high schoolers out for a good time). They seem nice enough, I suppose; they offered me gum, but it was very awkward...
...but without me thinking of this the whole time, like I did with the previous clip...
This is all well and good, but I've already got an anecdote about them. Two classes, and they've already made my brain work out something they probably haven't even thought twice about. Yesterday, in they waltz, talking about radio stations.
Yes, radio stations.
Before I even start on this train wreck, let me just say that I'm neutral on Top 40 radio -- we must never forget that The Beatles dominated Top 40 throughout their career, plus -- but for it to be someone's favorite radio station? Firstly, why? Secondly, who the hell listens to actual radio anymore? I haven't in years.
The following is a dramatization of the tail end of their conversation:
A: My favorite radio station is MIX 94.1!
B: Zohmygawd, we're gonna get along so good, lyke, that's my favorite station, too.
A: I know, it's so old school! They were playing [singsong] "I don't wanna clooOooooooOse my eyes" --
B: I know! I didn't wanna get outta my car! They were playing The Backstreet Boys earlier. Zohmagawd, I, lyke, love it.
Sure, I can excuse Aerosmith (even if that song was released in the 90's; I know, because my sister just had to have the single [yes, a physical CD, children, with just a few songs on it] when it came out with the film "Armageddon" [when she was on her Bruce Willis kick]), but to call The Backstreet Boys "old school" goes against the definition of the phrase (I just looked it up on Urban Dictionary, so I think I'm using this correctly). The Backstreet Boys are neither from a different generation than these girls are, nor were they groundbreaking/trendsetting. If anything, they were part of the post-New Kids On The Block boy band formula revival, rivaling NSYNC, or 98 Degrees in Top 40 radio. Now, I know many people don't have a memory quite as refined as mine (I have a theory that people's memories don't gear up until about age ten because they were unintentionally taught to shut their minds off when in school; since I didn't go to public school, I can remember bits and pieces of things up to age five [starting as early as about eight months old], and have an increasingly photographic mind from six and up), but, by my calculations, they were born in 1994; assuming their memories rev into gear at at age four, that would be around 1998. The same year this song was on the radio...
Now, it's not at all impossible that they remember that song on radio. I know, because I remember things on radio I probably shouldn't. However, I got to really thinking about this situation last night. To put this into context, I'm going to use myself as an example. Using the same parameters, I'm going to place myself at ages four and five, because I'm an October baby, and that cusp always throws stuff off. So, Top 40 radio in 1995 and 1996.
There was this...
...and this (it gets really loud at the end, so adjust volume accordingly)...
Now, looking again at the definition of "old school", The Highschoolers' bastardization just doesn't make sense. Maybe they could get away with it if they were talking about something from before they were born; if they had said MIX played something like "All Apologies", I'd probably allow that (insider family question: I don't remember if my sister had any Nirvana in her collection; she was more singer-songwriter than grunge, but she was in high school at the time, so I can't be too sure), but The Backstreet Boys?
No.
Just. No.
Besides, I was an NSYNC kind of kid, and it was like a Beatles and Stones-esque I-won't-listen-to-the-other-band opposites. It split friendships on the playground, especially when I told my little friends that I was going to see them live; they tried to rip the seating chart out of my hands -- even though it clearly stated it wasn't a ticket, and I had only printed it to show them where we were going to sit -- and run away screaming "I STOLE YOUR TICKETS! JUSTIN'S MINE!" at the tops of their little girly voices. My mother, always the trooper, said she didn't mind taking me to the show because, unlike "those other boys", they didn't have tattoos. Which is a nice segue for...
*Have y'all seen the Don't Panic album trailer? (Oh, come on now, surely you knew I would fangirl this a little more publicly since I get to see them tour on the album drop cycle.)
Are we going to bet on how many times "I'll be your Wendy" will be reblogged on tumblr? Guesses? Also, dear-God-I'm-taking-my-mother-to-this-what-was-I-thinking?
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!
Also released October 9 is the Magical Mystery Tour film! It's just so pretty!
Director's commentary, you say? Mmmmm.
This brings up Fangirl Problems. I, of course, want the super-dee-duper-delux edition, with the book and extra stuff; however, when I went to preorder it, it was about sixty-some dollars more expensive than the DVD alone. Knowing me, this isn't really a problem, more like feeling guilty for the splurge. What? Did you even question if I was going to get the biggest package available?
I am in the process of debating another preorder purchase, too. See, I would prefer to have a physical copy of The Maine's upcoming EP, but if you preorder their live DVD, the EP comes as a free download. Oh, silly Fangirl Problems.
But the EP sounds pretty interesting...
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE TO BE EXCITED ABOUT.
In October, Andy Burrows is releasing his first solo album; now, I've been waiting for him to do this for ages, but he's finally going for it. If we can judge anything from the song he's giving out on his website, or the single he released a few months ago, it should be a real treat.
As an aside, has anyone noticed that Andy Burrows...
...looks an awful lot like Graham Nash?
You be the judge.
BUT WAIT! THERE'S STILL MORE STUFF TO BE EXCITED ABOUT!
If you keep up with Beatles news, you'll have heard of the BBC documentary "Produced by George Martin", which aired last year in the UK. Wait for it... it's coming out on DVD!
WANT. IT.
And, in the meantime, this chorus has been stuck in my head for about a week...
So, what have we learned from this edition of Blog Casserole?
*I'm a crazy dog lady.
*Y'all search some weird stuff. I don't know which is more worrying: that you guys search for this stuff, or that you arrive here when you do.
*I am anticipating some exciting packages in the near future...
*I should probably learn people's names...
...and I've turned into Miriam Margolyes...
