Blair Would Be Jealous...

As I sit here, the melodies of The Guess Who ringing through my office, I'm wondering how best to breach the subject of feet. Yes, you read right, feet.
When I was a wee spriglett (about four), my mother was watching one of those surgery shows on telly... it was about a little girl who was born without thumbs, and they took off two of her toes to replace them. I watched in horror, and ever since then, I've had issues with feet. Not all feet, normal feet are OK... but there is a fine line, and this TMZ contest walks it in every respect.
I was hoping to add this video to the blog, but the moron has embedding disabled...
This video from the new season of The Bachelorette (or, as we call it around here, Chris Harrison's show) will just have to do...

I'll bet that TMZ link would be like porn for that guy...